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Old Oct 11, 2006, 01:58 AM // 01:58   #1141
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10000 years ago aliens came and put a giant magnet in the earth to make it go, "weeeeee" around the sun.(thats a good aliens)

how much chocolate is made in 1 year total in the world?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #1142
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2 pieces.

Whats your favorite cereal? lol
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #1143
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whats your favorite cereal? theres no answer to that. i mean, thats like asking, "what's your favorite type of chocolate?" you just can't ask it

whats your favorite type of chocolate?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51   #1144
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Snickers!

Oh wait i thought u were talking about ladies undergarments. Are you talking about ladies undergarments?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #1145
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uhhhh no.

wtf made you bring up ladies undergarments?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02   #1146
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i have no idea... (0_0) must be that alien messing with my mind

aaaaaarghhhh get away... leave me alone..... whimper.. pls?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #1147
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that alien is awesome!

why dont you like the alien? (the alien is your friend)
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40   #1148
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I've had too many bad experiences with aliens... just to name some... Alien vs Predator, Independence Day, ET, War of the worlds....

why do u like aliens when all they want to do is destroy you, eat you, have sex with you and then kill you and control your mind?

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Old Oct 11, 2006, 06:50 AM // 06:50   #1149
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and what's so wrong with that?

i've been missing out on the alien sex, who do i see to correct that?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 07:21 AM // 07:21   #1150
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The Queen of Wammos is the only person who can set you up with an alien

speaking of which...

Where's the wammo?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 07:26 AM // 07:26   #1151
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crossing the road.

where's he going?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 07:48 AM // 07:48   #1152
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he's not going anywhere in particular...he's just following the chicken.


Why was the chicken crossing the road?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 08:00 AM // 08:00   #1153
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i'm afraid that's just one of life's great mysteries.

what causes attraction?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #1154
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It's all in the genes


WHY would I get a beautiful gold platinum wand...energy +5^50%, HSR Illusion, req. 7 illusion.......CHAOS DAMAGE 10-20!!!! WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54   #1155
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just your dumb luck.

why can't you splice pig genes with elephant genes?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 09:46 AM // 09:46   #1156
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You can, the product is a Wammo.

Why does bacon want to know aobut genetic modifiction?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 09:49 AM // 09:49   #1157
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secret weapon for world domination. shhh...

so how's the food in prison?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #1158
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I'm not in prison - I'm on community service.

Why does bacon want to punish me?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 09:59 AM // 09:59   #1159
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don't flatter yourself.
you don't deserve that.

how would you respond to someone of the same gender asking you if you were gay?
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Old Oct 11, 2006, 10:00 AM // 10:00   #1160
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I'd kick them in the balls and say 'Hell no'.

How would you?
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